No worries... Today, with the introduction of the nanotechnology Patriot Chip brand RFID Real ID implant, citizens are protected and assured lifelong flows of entitlements from their all-great-and-wonderful benevolent leaders/rulers.  In addition to the wonderful entitlements, real Patriots* can now pay for goods or services, and even vote in elections, without carrying an ID card!  Yes, you can rapidly move through most police road blocks or checkpoints, while at the same time Patriots* help authorities locate, track and monitor  every movement and activity at any time.       

But wait, there's more!  Patriots* are "Friends of the Homeland" (a new official DHS designation) and clearly demonstrate their supreme loyalty and patriotism to the current draft of the Constitution and "Rule of Law". 

That's not all, in the case of a declared National Emergency, Patriots* receive priority treatment over all who failed to chip (believed to be suspected terrorists) and will be saved first!  

Get Your Patriot Chip Today!  The benefits are many:

Demonstrate Your Patriotism to Others

Prevent Identity Theft and Voter Fraud

Shorter Queues for Government Entitlements and Services

Faster X-ray Screening at Public Transportation Choke Points

Hassel-free, Hands-free Credit or Debit Transactions

Pinpoint GPS means you feel more secure... Authorities can now find you anywhere on the planet, or even in near earth orbit.

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The Patriot Real ID Chip tracks movement in real time, 100% the time, and can do so much more! For instance, The Patriot Real ID Chip automatically informs the US Department of Homeland Security and local law enforcement the instant you illegally breach the maximum speed limit on the road, roll through a red light when no one is around to see it, or even if you change lanes without properly using a USDOT approved directional indicator or physical arm motion out the window. 

The whole community saves time, energy and resources because you are not stopped or delayed by police officers nor do you appear at a court hearing.  DHS simply detects the violation, conveniently debits your FDIC bank account to pay for the the following series of  charges; Civil and punitive penalties for the moving violation; higher AIG insurance premiums on your vehicle; Obamacare medical insurance risk behavior-based fee increases; and the special EPA environmental impact fee assessments (from burning too much fuel while committing the willful violation); and it instantly sends you an SMS message directly to your IPhone, reporting all that has done on your behalf to make your life more simple, worry-free and enjoyable! 

Testimonials     

"We used to feel so vulnerable when going outside our home, but now with our Patriot Chip implants, authorities will be able to quickly locate us when we are abducted by terrorists."         
Chris Muss, Dayton, Ohio       

"With my Patriot Chip linked to my FDIC bank account, so I no longer carry a wallet when I go out and buy ammo, transact business, vote for cessation, or take a long vacation to a remote FEMA Concentration camp." 
Richard Bone, Republican, Texas      

"I have my credits applied at the cash register automatically, without the embarrassment of counting out my food stamps or fumbling with my purse, when shopping at the Tobacco Outlet."
Ida Likedat, Tallahassee, Florida    

"Now, thanks to the covenence and security of the Patriot Chip Real ID tracking thing, we don't worry about identity teft.  My government provided benefits can't be stolen by no one, and I get what I deserve every month."
Mary Jane Burns, Denver, Colorado

"My rights assured!  There are just so many Constitutional benefits assured when compliant patriotic Americans receive their Patriot Chip implant directly from the Department of Homeland Security.  The nice DHS people just asked us a few questions, scanned our eyes, took fingerprints, some hair and blood samples.  Then, a nice man administered the implantation, serialization and calibration of the chip in just one visit, but you can be sure benefits will last a lifetime."
Harry Geezer, Mesa, Arizona